Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories

Before his son's Sweet 17 party, Dan Dimler (Eric) is visited by Scotty Andrews (Tim), a hydrophobic young man who sells Dan his new DVD and enraptures him with his divine singing voice.

Hollywood actor and talented mixologist Franklin Bing (Tim) welcomes fellow actor and out of work barista Tony K. Dort (Eric) as his new roommate. Their initial friendship becomes increasingly strained as Franklin learns of Tony's erotic misadventures.

In order to protect his reputation and avoid low company, actor Jason Schwartzman strictly avoids product endorsement deals until his agent proposes a novel arrangement where the entire photo shoot takes place while he is asleep. The endorsement appears to work great until Jason realizes how the photos were absurdly manipulated.

Jordan Terp (John C. Reilly) answers an ad for a baby-based personal development program but is instead robbed of all his possessions by a pair of con artist brothers (Tim & Eric) posing as life coaches.

After Matt Peters exacerbates a natural disaster, he accepts Father Krang's unusual plan to prevent a media circus.