Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories

Before his son's Sweet 17 party, Dan Dimler (Eric) is visited by Scotty Andrews (Tim), a hydrophobic young man who sells Dan his new DVD and enraptures him with his divine singing voice.

Hollywood actor and talented mixologist Franklin Bing (Tim) welcomes fellow actor and out of work barista Tony K. Dort (Eric) as his new roommate. Their initial friendship becomes increasingly strained as Franklin learns of Tony's erotic misadventures.

Jordan Terp (John C. Reilly) answers an ad for a baby-based personal development program but is instead robbed of all his possessions by a pair of con artist brothers (Tim & Eric) posing as life coaches.

Mild-mannered family man Gary Royce has an...unconventional addiction. Mobster Bobby Bologna has a cure for his problem, but it comes at the price of Gary having to serve the mob as their Sauce Boy, in exchange for receiving the cure for his addiction, a "juice" which must be administered orally several times daily. Gary's duties as Sauce Boy include picking up po'boy sandwiches and dry cleaning for the mobsters, sweeping the bird-durd off the stoop of their social club, and preparing a meatless Italian red sauce (likely a sugo rather than a marinara) each day. Gary's...

After Matt Peters exacerbates a natural disaster, he accepts Father Krang's unusual plan to prevent a media circus.