Growing Pains

Maggie accuses Jason of monopolizing the children.

Mike's infatuation with a Madonna look-alike worries Maggie.

Jason and Maggie want to go to a mountain lodge for a weekend, but are reluctant to leave the kids alone.

Coming across a compatibility test in Jason's office, Maggie decides she and Jason should fill it out, but her answers don't tab with his. Meanwhile, Mike feigns interest in karate when his real goal is a girl attending the course.

Carol develops a crush on a family friend, who thinks of her as his little sister.

Mike hurts more than his pride when he takes a nasty fall off a dirt bike that he promised his parents he wouldn't go near.

Mike doodles on his aptitude test and winds up with an IQ score of 27.

A depressed department store Santa consulting Jason decides to commit suicide by leaping down the Seavers' chimney.

Mike backs out of the family-bowling match so he can date a snobbish girlfriend.

Jason faces off against Ben's hockey coach, who's teaching the boys to play dirty; Mike learns ballroom dancing.

Maggie casually mentions to Jason that she might be pregnant; Mike acts as a weekend servant to Ben; and Carol wants to divorce her class-project husband.

The PTA head rejects the Seavers as dance chaperones.

Ben gives Jason a very expensive birthday present, causing speculation on how he can possibly afford it.

Mike writes test answers on his shoe soles.

Maggie's assignment interferes with anniversary plans.

Custodian Mike watches a wild party explode in his home.

Mike's practical-joker uncle Bob visits from the hereafter.