OFFCANNY

i don't know why we shot this like an old navy ad, we're just going to make dumb videos: hope y'all like them. fun fact; we made this in 2 days and i (jakob) was sick the whole time. boogers, snot, cum, shot. that's a bar for you. ok ttyl

howdy, jakob here. alec is standing over me while i type this - he just walked away so we're alone now. this isnt really the type of thing i think we're going to make normally, but i hope you enjoy it anyways. if you're gonna take anything serious away from this, please dont. he's coming back with a big rock so i must leave. ttyl.

i believe we've hit our thresholds of personally acceptable levels of risk with this video; i'd really like to emphasize with this one, that noone should ever feel inclined recreate any of this.