Deli Boys

A Philly gangster gives the crew 24 hours to unload coke and pay his vig—but demands a hostage. Lucky screams disturbing things at Raj after he scares off the cocaine mixer, while Bushra holds Mir’s nuts to the fire.

It’s Chickie Lasagna's epic "Big Game" party, and the Pennsylvania "Football Birds" are playing. But the gang is too busy trying to expand their turf and discovering that Chickie's daughter Gigi is a hot psycho. Mercer witnesses a beatdown.

Hamza's British cousins hop across the pond on a lark, drive on the wrong side of the road, and kidnap Lucky at GMT for a wee Brexit with tea and crumpets, Stonehenge, O levels, and a Jack Russell terrier. The boys follow Raj's third eye.

The boys learn the value of work-life balance. Raj and his shaman/lover smoke a fat rosin donut en route to deliver drugs to his fiancé/business partner at West Philly Pakora Palace. Meanwhile, Mercer and Simpson finally get on the same page.

On the first day of Mir and Bushra's pyari pyari shaadi, the Peruvians want their money—and it's threatening Mir's ability to be a fab dullah. Raj is acting super weird, the boys might tiff (no tiffin), and a mystery finally unravels.

Philly PD Sergeant Angelo F. Testicola fights to protect his very important crime scene despite interference from Mercer, Simpson, Raj, Mir, Lucky, Ahmad, Seema, Bushra, Chickie, Chickie's date, and Corey—the only white guy at the wedding.