Peter Grill and the Philosopher's Time

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The guildmaster’s latest scheme involves a political marriage between Peter and an ugly orc. Peter thinks he’s safe from temptation, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Peter’s in quite the pickle this time. On one hand, he knows exactly what the guildmaster is trying to do. But on the other, Piglette really wants Peter to pick her pepper.

What do ogres, orcs and elves all have in common? They hate each other. Peter has absolutely no idea what he’s gotten himself into.

All Peter wants is a romantic date with Luvellia. Is that too much to ask? Why yes, yes it is.

Peter can't take it any longer and is about to crack like an egg!

Lisa's past finally catches up to her and Peter gets caught in the fallout. Why? Because life is contractually obligated to give him a hard time, that's why.

Why Peter, you wouldn't be thinking about throwing the match, right? Who knows what could happen if your ill-advised plan to get rid of the Ogre sisters were to backfire...

Peter has no choice. If he wants to rid himself of Lisa once and for all, he must become the ultimate wingman and help Spartokos get laid.