Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay?
2002 · 1h 20m · ★ 7.0
During a late night drinking binge with bartender Nicky (Michael Marino), sixty-five year-old postman Sol Solzberg (Charlie Callas) leaks the details of his life-long plan to rob some valuable stamps from the local post office. Sol then promptly drops dead of a heart attack. Suddenly armed with his sure-fire answer to his financial woes, Nicky assembles a "crack" team of hapless crooks, headed by his best friend Paul (Jim Norton), and begins to plan and execute the caper. Whoever said crime doesn't pay had this gang of moronic Jersey boys in mind!
Jim Norton
Paul
Jessica Alexander
Carmella
Rozie Bacchi
Paulette
Maggie Bagley
Angela
D. Banno
Postal Worker on Break #5
Carmine Battista
Frank Perrigrinno
Michael Carrara
Agent Russo
David Brown
Officer Tafoozi
Charlie Callas
Sol solzberg
Dale Grand
Bert Lanstein
Irma St. Paule
Agnes DeMilo
Wade Mylius
Postal Inspector #2
