2023 · 20m · ★ 0.0
A man, consumed by his image, goes on a journey to reclaim his title and assert himself as the alpha-crab.
Keaton Shaffer
Crabman / Paparazzi / Mr. News Anchor / Podcaster 2
Seth Buraglio
Jimmy / Ernest Fairfield / "Falcon Guy" Actor / Pat Maweeni / Robert "Angela" Smith
Will
Newscaster 1
Leo
Newscaster 2 / Picture-Taker
Roman
Podcaster 1
Gannon
Rapscallion
Glengarry Glen Ross
1992·7.3
An Irish Goodbye
2022·6.6
Family Weekend
2013·6.3
Micah
Passenger Rapscallion
Mary
Driver Rapscallion
Carrie
John's Mom
Anthony
Robert Rodriguez
Christian
The Crablantian Crown
London Calling
2025·6.5
Beast
2026·6.3
CQ
2001·5.9
Hooking Up
2020·6.3
Sometimes Always Never
2019·6.4
Umshini Wam (Bring Me My Machine Gun)
2011·6.1
The House of Tomorrow
2019·6.8
I Am Art
2019·0.0
Exhibiting Avery
2025·0.0
Le Matelot 512
1984·4.8
Help Me
2020·0.0
Dive
2015·6.2
Nice People
2023·10.0
Valerie
—·0.0
Bamboozled
2000·6.3
