Bitanic

1998 · 1h 33m · ★ 6.0

The plot follows the story of Rosebud and her mother on a cruise to cruise. Rose is to marry Hal, who makes her stomach queasy. Mom, trying to convince Rose of Hal's many good qualities, can only come up with, "He's handsome." Despite the poor advice, Rose loans her mother a hat and shawl; nice gal, she didn't want mum to catch a chill. Rose sets about to find her own fun in this film. She meets a young man who comes aboard with a male friend who is a bit seasick. Once he recovers, they go to where the luggage was being stored. Appreciative of her concern, he gives her the tonguing of a lifetime. Off go the costumes. Rose is left in nothing but tan stockings; she has a nice enough top half, but her ass, in one word is best described as "dumpy." She gives him head and they fuck like crazy on top of other people's luggage: bent over, doggie, the works.